5ummit:

me: *worries that I’m Evil and Manipulative and tries very hard every day to be a good person*

me: oh my god

me: I’m manipulating people into thinking I’m good

butterflyinthewell:

queensparklekitten:

butterflyinthewell:

You are now protected and released from all those “reblog or something bad will happen” posts. 

[Photo of a mostly white cat with a black tail, black patches on her back, black ears, a black nose, a tiny black “beauty mark” next to her nose and green eyes.]

Monroe has pounced on and destroyed the effects of those posts and she is ready to pounce on future posts because she is a good girl.

You are no longer bound to any “reblog or something bad will happen” posts and are shielded from future “reblog or something bad will happen” posts.

It’s okay! You’re safe!

Does she get along with the Immunity Dog that I already have? I’m keeping as many immunity pets as I can, and I want to know how best to take care of them. Partly for the protection and partly for the cuteness. I love animals in general. 

Yes, she will! 🙂

warriorlesbian:

warriorlesbian:

minecraft lesbians please help me i just downloaded it and i dont understand what to do im at the top of a tree wit some clouds

i tried to pet a sheep and he turned into meat im so sorry

jaxxgarcia:

Posted this to my twitter first but enough people wanted it on here so without further ado — R.I.P. MR SNAIL

zhewhoisfate:

allhailthejellybeanmonarch:

zhewhoisfate:

Me, watching my mutuals speak other languages, not understanding a single word: fucking superb you funky little bilinguals

אני אוהב אותך!!!

Me, sobbing: fucfink sup erbb,