garbage-empress:

if you aren’t a cute green worm wearing big glasses and reading a book get the fuck of my page

Me: *wakes up at 11:30*

Me: Wow… I love the morning

captainnotamurderer:

Everyone on my dash is freaking out about that transgirl in that zombie idol show I don’t watch and I’m just here like.

coolyo294:

fucking donate blood if you can