love to risk kidney failure and/or death to save 75 cents.
maybe say “throw away” instead of telling people to “toss” their lettuce, which has an ambiguous meaning w/r/t salads
and also don’t run completely unvetted pieces telling people to eat tainted food in the first place!!
I long to be one of those skyrim npcs that just hangs around a tavern 24/7 eating bread and starts clapping wildly whenever a bard whips out a drum
Ash: Pikachu…if we want to beat Lt. Surge and his Raichu…you might need to evolve…whaddya say?
Pikachu:
personfuckers
it’s people who have sex with real people in real life
personfuckers are actually the real monsterfuckers because everyone knows the greatest monster of all is man
this bird is pulling off the ideal lesbian vibe… the hair, the jacket, shes really got it all
I guess lol
i made her a girlfriend ❤
i’m dating an astrophysicist
how to design a family where each member looks unique yet still similar enough to be related
how to not
and if anyone wants to complain because “ITS A DIFFERENT KIND OF ANIMATION!!!”
don’t wanna talk pixar?
Ok but these three all look the same so what now
they are. triplets. they are. identical.
IM DYING AT THE TRIPLETS FROM BRAVE
Kortzite 