Not failing to take action to make it happen but large, friendly, LOUD, public parties celebrating that what we forward to most is the non-existence of trump in any public function.
It is illegal to make or plan violence against a president but his psyche is so fragile that we just need to to remind him hourly that we want nothing of him in the world. Let a stroke take him in one of his psychotic tirades begging for attention.
Daily countdown boards, plans for normal life under sane & rational rule, anything positive that demonstrates that we are planning on bulldozing his legacy anywhere other than the courts or history lessons.
Declare victory now and let him panic for 2+ years.
ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum
every time i see this text post i forget the ending and every single time it decimates me
Kortzite 