overnight-shipping:

kittanzer0:

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

vampireapologist:

I hate the concept of public likes on Twitter bc I scroll thru my feed all the time when I can’t have volume on and if I see a video I like it so I can go back and watch it later and sometimes it turns out to be something Bad and I unlike it which works fine on Tumblr but on Twitter itll be like I like a video with a still of a cat I think looks cute and then I’ll come back and my mentions will be like “hey vampireapologist just liked a video of a Live Cat being fed to an alligator”