tumblr_omj00kkW7i1qmrxp2 theelvenkingsunderthesky: the-shortest-story: necrophilofthefuture: my cat figured out how to open the cabinets so he made a nest in his favorite one. he’ll only come out if he hears the fridge open. oOH MY GOD I too want to live in the kitchen cabinet and only come out when I hear the fridge open
worldsworstfather: the fact that lights don’t start flickering ominously and short-circuiting whenever i’m upset is maximally unsexy and not at all excellent if you ask me
deepnest: deepnest: so is john mulaney literally the only comedian you guys know of the mcdonalds brothers dont count