tumblr sucked yet its the only thing people like us could ever have posted on. tumblr was a deep sea geothermal vent and we are all pallid, desperate crabs snapping at the dark toxcic nutrients spweing from its hole, and bringing us into the harsh light of the instagram influencersphere would kill us instantly.
R.I.P. Plebcomics. You were a shining star among anti-SJWs, and you will be missed. This is truly a sad day for us all, and I know you’re not actually dead, but fuck, this is tragic.
Goku Is My Dad
Okay, have you considered this: fuck off.
You can be as mad as you want but Goku is still my dad, not yours.
anyway my main goal in life is to become a professor of theology at some prestigious university where i earn bucketloads of cash for sitting in an almost-empty lecture theatre in an expensive three-piece suit and well-worn brown leather brogues lecturing my three out of ten enrolled students who actually show up to classes about religion but, like, in a way that makes it obvious i don’t have a lot of truck with the christians, before cycling home to mark their essays in nothing but an oversized sweater and socks in the living room with my many cats surrounding me while drinking far too much wine and listening to old jazz songs on the radio i bought solely for aesthetic purposes and die at the ripe old age of 50, still relatively youthful and beautiful thanks to my salary enabling me to afford good food and expensive skincare products, in a tragic but entirely isolated accident which no one else was responsible for
celebrating this bullshit because you have a personal grudge against nsfw artists and sex workers just means you’re a fucking weenie and Tumblr becoming The Super Weenie Hut Jr. is 100% appropriate for you, bitch.
Kortzite 