christianstepmoms:

If they’re really scanning pornography based on fleshtones furries will inevitably survive the Horny Purge like roaches in a Nuclear Clamity

6thhouse:

tilthat:

TIL in 2003 two men strolled on to a Boeing 727 and just flew off. Them and the plane haven’t been seen since.

via ift.tt

Now THIS could be us

armchairdaddy:

thevikingwoman:

Oh btw this was how livejournal died

cyrodiildo:

i’m like a romanceable npc if you compliment me once per day for a week straight you unlock the dialogue option to marry me

lemonmangosorbet:

I log into tumblr on December 18th. Nothing but me, the tumbleweeds and the male presenting nipples

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN TO WARRIORMALE