me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”
Bethesda: misleads customers into buying their product, completely different to what they advertised
Bethesda: refuses to refund the game
Bethesda: we’re sorry, here have $5 worth of absolutely fucking nothing
“Oh shit people are flooding our inbox again, better repost that tweet lol”
how did u not post the best thing about this
the absolute state of Bethesda
Everyone remember that the 500 atoms is a legal loophole. By accepting it you have been legaly compensated and lose all right to sue Bethesda for false advertising.
Dont fall for the scam. A class action lawsuit needs to be brought against them for this. AAA companies cannot be allowed to continue breaking the law like this.
Only way this shit gonna top marvel is if I get my own 8 foot tall genetically engineered avatar with some timbs and a long ass usb weave I can connect to trees and horses too the fuck
Avatar holds 2nd for the most money *ever* in the box office, when adjusted for inflation. Avengers is 13th. Avatar is the all-time worldwide highest grossing movie of all time too. Like Marvel is good at making movies but probably not gonna do better than Avatar
disabled people: … technically yes BUT it would hurt like hell/ruin my day/trigger a flare/exhaust me/be a fall risk/make me more sick AND THEN I would have to spend a day in bed/increase my dosage/cancel all my other plans/spend a week recovering afterwards
Kortzite 