fenrislorsrai:

gallusrostromegalus:

luxtempestas:

antenna?

check. claws?

check. nonsensical taxonomy?

check. lets roll out.

Please behold the Completely Fucking Absurd Noise these animals make, which is Almost Entirely Unlike screaming  (still loud, mind your ears) :

M A J E S T I C

They sound like some kind of weird video game noise.  Like you’re swimming in the water level and occasionally bump into objects.

rvancoogler:

rvancoogler:

I can’t I can’t I cannot

WHY do puffin birds have that sympathetic eye/cheek crease….this puffin bird looks like a gentle pastor who’s listening to me confess I’m deeply in love with him & is internally deciding whether it’s kinder to tell me he’s taken a vow of celibacy or confess in return that he’s gay….LOOK at him he’s already planning to send me some soup with an elegant handwritten note of apology…