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I think Princess Zelda lost her pregnancy 😦 Or else she gave birth and killed the babies, which is particularly sad because Samus is the one who impregnated her. At any rate she isn’t pregnant anymore.

To recap for anyone who missed it, Samus was found dead behind the castle a couple of weeks ago. Link died not long after that, so it’s just been Zelda, Bayonetta, and Pikachu chilling out with some snails. 

Of course, none of those three can impregnate each other so no one is pregnant or coupled off right now. Pikachu’s babies are growing well. There are six still living. There were seven, but one escaped and Bayonetta ate it. 

Because of course these updates always have to involve someone eating someone else. *sigh*

excuse me what

UPDATE: THOSE ARE OP’S FISHES

Blogging about my aquarium is fun

What the FUCK
I really thought this was about shitty fanfics

oh god i haven’t laughed this hard in ages

Omfg I was seriously questioning this at first.

Also fish don’t actually get pregnant. They lay eggs. So look for the eggs around the aquarium. But duck this messed me up for a sec.

@ladyquetzalitzi Princess Zelda is a Molly, which is a type of live-bearer fish. So they do actually get pregnant and spawn live fry. Platys, mollies, and guppies all give birth to live young.