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SCP #2847

Object Class: Peter

Holy crap Lois I’m a cognitohazard Nyyehehehehhe

hey Brian check this out *makes an entire village in alaska disappear into red fog* nyehehehehe

man this is even worse than that time when all the D-class personnel tried to bring me to lunch and I accidentally made half of the state of Ohio burst into luminescent, green, inextinguishable flames.

freakin sweet check this out