me – Kortzite

People often assume immortality automatically equals a life full of knowledge, which would mean all immortals are very wise and knowledgeable.

Well, not you. You’ve been here for 2 thousand years but you’re still an absolute fool.

One day, you decide go meet some more immortals at a meet-up event. These immortals are baffled at how little you know about the world and can’t help but ask how you’ve managed to conceal yourself from so much information throughout such a long time….